There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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