they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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