She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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