what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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