it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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