everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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