it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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