she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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