physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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