I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
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