Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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