let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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