No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I'm bleeding and have questions
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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