don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
