...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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