So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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