garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
