That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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