For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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