Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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