love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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