Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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