I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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