True but thats because hes a fetus.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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