i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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