It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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