Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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