brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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