that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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