He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
