Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
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I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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