To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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