A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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