I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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