the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He better not be in your backpack
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
We are all done wearing pants today
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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