Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
So vagazzling was a success
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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