im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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