I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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