White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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