it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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