the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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