I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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