I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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