i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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