I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Two words: nipple clamps
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