Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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