only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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