I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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