This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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