so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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