i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
