Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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