youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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