Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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