Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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